LTC Editorial Board Meeting
July 1, 2004
7:00 pm

Present:
Skye
Merrill

A little late, but it's OK:
Elana

Location: Rocco's Pizza on Wilshire, LTCHQ for June, 2004.

LTC Board orders BBQ Wings and a meat lover's pizza with prosciutto added. Little did they know that they would also order dessert later.

LTC Board took it upon themselves to bring way too much beer. Rocco's staff refrigerated our beer and served it to us for three hours.

1. The board unanimously declares Salton Sea the official sea of letterstocelebrities.com. Congratulations, Salton Sea!

2. Skye relates the attempted kidnapping she witnessed in LaFayette Park.

3. Merrill declares, "Good call on the prosciutto, Skye!"

4. Elana recounts tale of people trying to set Merrill up. Merrill was oblivious to the whole thing when it happened.

5. Elana gives someone the benefit of the doubt.

6. If there were a vote, there would be no doubt, by majority.

7. The LTC realizes they spend too much time psychoanalyzing their friends and co-workers and move on.

8. No, wait; we don't.

9. Homonyms. I think this was in reference to... eh, whatever. Can't remember.

10. see #8.

11. see #7

12. see #8

13. S&W Country Diner named new official HQ of LTC.

14. Elana actually tries to talk about writing.
. . .14a. Navy NCIS rules!
. . .14b. JAG rules!
. . .14c. Those oversensitive, girl-craving frat boys need to fuck off and get over their
. . .. . . Dave Matthews Band obsession.
. . .. . .14c1. Item 14c officially carries as a decree.
. . .. . .14c2. And Dave Matthews needs to get over it. He's old, bald, and not even from this country.
. . .. . .. . .14c2a. He also no longer appeals to our frat boy latent bi-curious element.
. . .. . .. . .. . .14c2a1. We need to find a frat boy who is bi-curious
. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . to join the LTC team so he can become disenchanted
. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . with Dave Matthews to prove us right.

15. Elana tries to talk about writing again.

A RECESS IS CALLED FOR MORE PIZZA

16. The motion for Merrill to eat more pizza carries.
. . .16a. A funny walker walks past.
. . .. . .16a1. Skye refuses to write anymore about the funny walker because she needs to drink to forget.

17. Merrill thinks of a scene from "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid," but he keeps it to himself.

18. Merrill reveals the scene after all.
. . .18a. Elana theorizes about Merrill's possible homosexuality
. . .. . . as he recognizes the waitress's eyeliner matches her shirt.
. . .. . . Merrill counters that he had to look at waitress's breasts in
. . .. . . order to gather the color of the shirt.
. . .18b. It's the "can I move when I shoot?" scene.
. . .18c. Elana doesn't like that movie.
. . .18d. Skye moves the movie be named the official movie of the LTC.
. . .. . .18d1. Skye and Merrill vote for; Elana against.
. . .. . .. . .18d1a. LTC votes to find out if unanimous votes are required to pass a motion.
. . .. . .. . .. . .18d1a1. Democracy is funnier.
. . .. . .18d2. Therefore, "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" is our official film.

19. We're communists.

20. Elana watches the funny walker again. She's obsessed.

21. Merrill and Skye absorb yet another comment about an impending marriage in their future.
. . .21a. Not to each other, though?
. . .. . .21a1. Skye points out illegality of the statement.
. . .. . .. . .21a1a. Elana suggests Canada.
. . .. . .. . .. . .21a1a1. Skye hates Canada.

22. Elana talks about relationships.

23. Skye states that she (herself) is an unfeeling bitch.

24. LTC is oversensitive to sound.

25. DAMNIT!!!!
. . .25a. (fist)

26. Skye gives career advice that includes the word "Playboy."

27. Now is the time at the LTC Editorial Board Meeting when we dance.

28. We ARE communists!
. . .28a. ...and empathic!
. . .. . .28a1. Which is ironic, considering letterstocelebrities.com.

29. Male bosses are emotionally retarded.
. . .29a. Good thing we're communists.

30. A Hardy Boy and Trixie Beldin and Honey West investigation:
it's... the Mystery of...
THE WEIRD WALKER!!!

31. Ssssssss
. . .31a. Teaching English in Korea.
. . .. . .31a1. ummm.... We don't quite all dislike Korea.

32. The LTC proves the ultimate benefit of communism: we can't decide which dessert is better, so we get both.

33. The official LTC anthem for this particular meeting is "Build Me Up Buttercup."

34. Omarossa is a whore, a crazy psychotic bitch.

35. "Piss People Off-ism." A philosophy.

Now featuring part two of...
THE WEIRD WALKER!

36. 1 out of 3 members of the LTC board erroneously recommends swishing soda in your mouth.

37. 1 out of 3 members of the LTC saw "Napoleon Dynamite."

38. Asparagus = GOOD!

39. I don't get it. But I'll go see the movie. (see #37)

40. Skye makes a motion that Rocco's Pizza is exceptional.
. . .40a. Merrill Seconds.

LTC LOVES ROCCO'S

41. THE WEIRD WALKER thinks we're the weird ones. He caught us looking at him. But, in our defense, he walked funny, and he walked by like 7 or 8 times, and Skye had told us the crazy kidnapping story, and then sometimes kids were with him... oh, never mind. More beer.

42. There's no way we could do this more than once a month. We drink a LOT.

43. We skip this number. (see list of Presidents.)

44. I think Elana's about to confess that she shot someone for their Air Jordans.

45. I was incorrect.

46. I nominate "Fuck-O" to replace "weirdo" in the vernacular.

47. 2 out of 3: Yay! (We're not dentists!)

48. We tip close to 100% since they put up with us. That's what happens when you are the LTCHQ!

49. We're still here, though.

50. I don't like the sound of "keep my hide moist."

51. Skye's parents are her anti-drug.

52. ALL people are LTC's anti-drug.

53. Merrill's such a little hippie.

54. These guys (Rocco's) will repeat.

55. see #11.

56. see #10.

57. "inserting = funny" -- Elana

58. Tricycle = Sayonara at Rocco's.

We all say "Yeah"

signed,
Merrill
Skye
Elana

 

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